The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That’s because Sunday is Valentine’s Day, and OK yeah we get it, the holiday is total BS, a thing foisted on those who happen to be in love (or obligated to pretend they still are) by marketers and blah blah yadda yadda. But that doesn’t mean our beloved President Uhuru Kenyatta "Uhunye" and his beautiful wife First Lady Margret  Kenyatta can’t get their Red Lobster to go, if you catch the subtle joke we are making about the African side of our president.

With his American accented English you may be lured to think that our president is the romantic type who will go on addressing the first lady as Hunny, Sweetheart, Darling and all those sweet romantic words. You may also think he is the type who would bring a bunch of flowers to the first lady Margret and a bar of chocolate for valentines well then my dear you are very wrong.... Because our president is not ant different from our African fathers. He adresses the first lady as our fathers address our mothers "mama nani...." 
 He is also not the type who will show love by carrying a bunch of flowers to the first lady in fact the only time he carries flowers to give to his wife is when he is endorsing her as the Beyond Zero campaign ambassador. His best way to say I love you is by returning back home in the evening.

So, on valentines President Uhuru Kenyatta wakes up and Margret asks her "Hunny do you remember what day today is" of course he does remember today is
  • When am supposed to push for voter registration, 
  • I also have to meet a few governors to talk on devolution 
  • I also have to talk to Ruto so that we can strategies on Jubilee Party
So Margret decides to break the normal routine and gets a bunch of flowers that he had ordered and surprises him Happy Valentines and OH MY GOD he made this face:
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He becomes embarrassed in front of the camera for forgetting valentines but deep down his core he can't stand this moment so after receiving the bunch of flowers he says some pretty seductive things to Margret than he has ever said and you wont believe what he does as a thank you
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Hahahaaaa President Uhuru tries to be romantic but not romantic enough to kiss Maggy on his lips but just a slight peck on her cheek and since its not his nature he is really freaked out but as the president contains himself but he just can't do one thing look direct into Maggy's eyes.
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Hahahaaaa.....